Amouranth Sells Jars Of Fart

On Monday, Amouranth announced her newest business, cutiepatooties, where she will sell jars of her “scent,” which includes a fart and one of her hairs, as well as hot tub water from her on-stream hot tub shenanigans. A jar of Hot Tub Water costs $199.99, while a Scent jar costs $999.99. This is the latest investment for the Twitch streamer turned entrepreneur, who has already purchased a gas station and a plastic ball company in the last year.

“Have you ever wondered what your favorite streamer smells like? Now is your chance to find out,” she wrote on her brand new cutiepatooties website, where you can purchase her new merchandise. 

The scent jars are handcrafted from Amouranth’s “real human hair” and one of her fart “clouds,” with each jar bearing the streamer’s signature. There are only 1000 jars available, so if this is a product you want… You’d better start moving if you’re going to be late for any reason. Her “Amouranth Hot Tub Water” product is comparable. It’s collected from her on-stream hot tub, and only 3000 copies are being sold. Both products’ jars are numbered, allowing you to proudly exhibit your own non-fungible jar of Amouranth’s scent or hot tub water. 

She boldly declares that both products are “ethically sourced. made in the USA,” which is technically true in both situations.

Amouranth stated on the site; “We at Cutie Patooties believe that the best farts are those that are naturally occurring, Thus, the team works tirelessly to bottle and collect the clouds whenever the right moment strikes. It is our highest priority to ensure Amouranth is well taken care of and given the highest quality of life in exchange for her efforts. We have ensured she is able to live free-range and in the highest quality conditions with little daily life interruptions, with our team’s only intervention occurring when it is time to capture a cloud.”